As a programmer
Language/level
C++/poor
C#/intermediate
vb.net/intermediate
python/beginner (but I’m working on it )

3D content creator
Tool/level
Lightwave/intermediate but now it’s too late
Windows *.x file processor/good but now obsolete
StudioMax3d/poor
Blender/low intermediate
CC/intermediate

Sense of humor/high
Seriousness/very low (indirectly proportional to sense of humor, ça va sans dire!)